May i just say that i am very attached to my sister, it is true....but for humanities sake. For instance though it is late in the night,I'm quite worried to be separated from her for risk she has escaped to the bush to kill Eskimos. She is the type of person to punt kick small dogs and yell at babies. Were i to leave her alone i would surely be condemning humanity to a fate much worse than any Apocalypse that could be dreamed up. I listen to her talking about the day we return to Texas and she takes over and massacres all the stupid people. Unfortunately, in her standards that doesn't leave many people to rebuild the new country she's planning on forming. I must keep an eye on her to balance the forces of evil that i believe have possessed her body, in a very awful B-movie kind of way.
I also must keep around to defuse her arrogance and tremendously egotistic and volatile temperament. She would have been burned at the stake for hate crimes against the world (and some other out-laying galaxies)if it weren't for me. Were her maniacal qualities allowed free reign i fear we would be plunged in to chaos, there would be a genocide of Chihuahuas,Robert Patterson, Kristen Stewart, stephanie Meyer would be executed, every country in Asia would be leveled and the sown with salt, any evidence of rednecks or trailers would be eliminated from history and she'd bring back the dinosaurs just to make them extinct again. But do not fear, you and your little dogs and everyone in japan can sleep in peace tonight because i haven't left her alone....yet.
--Nugget
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