Let's be honest there are some people that if you found lurking about your closet you'd be ok with it I mean really it sounds weird but if Gerard Butler was just hanging out in my closet I think I could get past the weirdness of the moment and just appreciate it. Although I wouldn't mind him and a scattering of a few other people mostly just friends who I know aren't going to try something strange there are quite a lot of people that if I opened my closet door to see them I might have a heart attack and die. So let us review whom I wouldn't want in my closet.
Noel Fielding (not that he's isn't funny)
Darth Sidious (or any Darth)
Anyone from high school (high school was a rather horrific experience for me)
John Travolta
Sylvester Stallone
Renee Zellweger
Richard Simmons
Steven Tyler
Samantha Harris (the co-host of Dancing with the Stars)
Dr. Phil
The State of Idaho
Anybody not living (zombies)
Al Gore
Mr. Kool-Aide
The Brady Bunch or the Duggars
Bill & Hilary Clinton
Danny Elfman (why is he an elf man?)
Courtney Love (we know)
Ok that's not a lot but the list could go on and on so I'll stop myself here before it gets too boring.
--Lady Hatter
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