Lets sacrifice a virgin!

OK Nugget good choice but then I'd have no one to blog with I have a feeling when I'm done with this she'll be trying to glue my head to the key board with the glue stick but glue sticks aren't very efficient ways of gluing objects or people. Any who (sing song criminal voice) has any one noticd the extremly large noses on bad guys in disney films? I went to the movie theater to see Avatar and they had this preview with this bad guy silohette and a crazy hook nose. Speaking of Avatar AWESOME movie I must scream it to the World. So if you see a chick on the streeets screaming at people AVATAR RULES that's me.

People you don't want to find in your closet.

Let's be honest there are some people that if you found lurking about your closet you'd be ok with it I mean really it sounds weird but if Gerard Butler was just hanging out in my closet I think I could get past the weirdness of the moment and just appreciate it. Although I wouldn't mind him and a scattering of a few other people mostly just friends who I know aren't going to try something strange there are quite a lot of people that if I opened my closet door to see them I might have a heart attack and die. So let us review whom I wouldn't want in my closet.
Noel Fielding (not that he's isn't funny)
Darth Sidious (or any Darth)
Anyone from high school (high school was a rather horrific experience for me)
John Travolta
Sylvester Stallone
Renee Zellweger
Richard Simmons
Steven Tyler
Samantha Harris (the co-host of Dancing with the Stars)
Dr. Phil
The State of Idaho
Anybody not living (zombies)
Al Gore
Mr. Kool-Aide
The Brady Bunch or the Duggars
Bill & Hilary Clinton
Danny Elfman (why is he an elf man?)
Courtney Love (we know)

Ok that's not a lot but the list could go on and on so I'll stop myself here before it gets too boring.

--Lady Hatter

I'm not self centered.....though I'm in quite a bit of self denial.

May i just say that i am very attached to my sister, it is true....but for humanities sake. For instance though it is late in the night,I'm quite worried to be separated from her for risk she has escaped to the bush to kill Eskimos. She is the type of person to punt kick small dogs and yell at babies. Were i to leave her alone i would surely be condemning humanity to a fate much worse than any Apocalypse that could be dreamed up. I listen to her talking about the day we return to Texas and she takes over and massacres all the stupid people. Unfortunately, in her standards that doesn't leave many people to rebuild the new country she's planning on forming. I must keep an eye on her to balance the forces of evil that i believe have possessed her body, in a very awful B-movie kind of way.
I also must keep around to defuse her arrogance and tremendously egotistic and volatile temperament. She would have been burned at the stake for hate crimes against the world (and some other out-laying galaxies)if it weren't for me. Were her maniacal qualities allowed free reign i fear we would be plunged in to chaos, there would be a genocide of Chihuahuas,Robert Patterson, Kristen Stewart, stephanie Meyer would be executed, every country in Asia would be leveled and the sown with salt, any evidence of rednecks or trailers would be eliminated from history and she'd bring back the dinosaurs just to make them extinct again. But do not fear, you and your little dogs and everyone in japan can sleep in peace tonight because i haven't left her alone....yet.

--Nugget

Oh shit my weapon!

My sister is a tumor... Really she is ever since I was born she has attached herself to my side like cancer. And I'm not even the eldest yeah that's right I'm the little sister. Even now as I'm typing this she is sitting by me and even through cruel insult I can not rid myself of her. She has begun to beat me with a large copy of one of the Sword of Truth books and as a swat it out of her hand she screams, "Oh shit my weapon!" In the most sincere tone too she was really upset as being disarmed. I'm not really sure why but she's laughing maybe a mental defect I don't know she possibly thinks I'm joking well I'm not I'm grievously serious and this has her laughing all the more. What a strange little woman. She's now telling me she's not little which in fact she is at barely 4' 9' she is quite small. She's trying to beat me with the really cute flats I bought the other day now. Beat me if you will but at your peril do you hurt my flats. She's telling me if I publish this she'll get our friend April to help her come up with a reply. I'm so worried...

--Lady Hatter

Legend of the Seeker: why we can't kick the addiction.

So here I am both of the kids I'm watching are sound asleep and hopefully will continue until 3:00 when they leave. They're just the cutest little buggers....they don't talk yet.
When lady hatter first set me down to watch Legend of the Seeker, I was apprehensive at best. I mean epic fantasy just doesn't translate well on to the T.V., but despite my apprehension and my deeply buried fears from repetitive childhood nightmares from Xena:Warrior Princess, I got past my initial attitude and realized I really love the show. All the characters are like-able, even the crazy-ass-half-cocked-perfectly-devious Mordsith. One of the things I enjoy is that they aren't squeamish about taking it to the level that it was originally meant to be. It's not softened up or dumbed down just to be more family friendly but at the same time it's not HBO.
Craig Horner and Bridget Regan are surprisingly good actors for daytime T.V. and I'm boggled as to the reason that I haven't seen them in anything else. Bruce Spence, the tall wiry guy that plays Zed has played in many other fantasy roles, but he's still off the grid enough that it's not like watching Tom Cruise tromp about.
Craig Horner is Australian but he doesn't have an accent in the show. Why I don't know but he pulls it off quiet well. Pretty much the good majority of female watchers are drooling over him but who can blame them the directors have a topless shot of him strategically placed ever so often and Bridget Regan is a fox, every fantasy geek is eating his heart out over her, with her contently sword fighting and the very shape fitting white dress she wears, shes a dream come true for every lonely hearts nerd in the world a true Princess Leia appeal. Again the directors know what they're doing.
My main beef with the show has only come up lately with the new season 2 episodes, because:
1. Several of the shots done on the green screen were just terrible especially when they are focusing on one person at a time (like when Denna met her end for a second time or when he's putting on the cloak he got off the dead Mriswith), but I can forgive that because most fantasy show are pretty hard to pull off anyways and with out the special effects they would be totally lost.
2. The editors are doing something different with how they edit the scenes that is now a bit cheesy for my taste. Like foggy visions of Richard reminiscing about his Lady Love while they wait to be reunited. Sigh, again I can't be to harsh with them, just because I think they'll stop once Richard and Kahlan get back to being the dynamic duo.
This is something I hope stays around for awhile and isn't going to be one of those shows they just leave lying in the dirt somewhere crying.

--The Last Nugget and Lady Hatter

SyFy Mini series

Lady Hatter---Today I went to the doctor's office and the nice Dr. man told me i had an ulcer in my mouth lame right who knows how THAT got THERE...anyways this is about SyFy mini series exclusively, Tin Man and Alice...the first is a new look at the Wizard of Oz and might I just say it is even better than the original which is biased because truthfully I hated the original but that's not important what is important is the merits of the mini series. It begins with a girl called DG in much the same way the original tornado+farm house= OZ which isn't called Oz as one word it's actually called the O Z like say O and the Z. She carries on about the O Z and meets Glitch (Scarecrow) Raw(Cowardly Lion) and Kain (Tin Man) in her adventures she learns that she is actually from the O Z and was moved to our world to protect her from her sister who killed her when she was young (long story but she's not a ghost FYI) so as she learns this she learns her true identity and that of her parents (mom=Gilda the Good Witch) who were the ruling monarchs until her sister Azkadellia took over (it's a mouth full innit but she's the Wicked Witch of the West) but carrying on she has to defeat her sister and find an Emerald which is hidden in a very complex way by her mother who wanted to keep it from her sister so she wouldn't have the power. I'm not going to tell you the end since that would spoil it but trust me it's awesome.
Moving on to Alice where the Last Nugget will take it from here

If you enjoy, a bit of randomness, a slightly sappy but enjoyable plot, imaginary worlds and a good adaption, then Alice is the miniseries for you. The plot is pretty much the lovely Caterina Scorsone (who also played a brief role in an episode of Castle) aka Alice falls in to Wonderland chasing after a slightly stiff, white rabbit and some goonies that just kidnapped her boyfriend. After running about for some time, trying to find her boyfriend, Alice finally finds Hatter (Andrew Lee Potts, which those of us with a geekier disposition know from Primeval) and then the sexual tension begins (oh goody). Hatter agrees to help her, dragging her to some of his friends (one of which is Tim Curry, he he) They discover that the ring that her boyfriend gave her earlier on is in fact the Stone of Wonderland, a major playing piece in the war with the queen and a fight ensues, and Hatter and Alice run away to the woods were they meet up with an estranged knight, Charlie, that helps them escape the queens henchman. Naturally,Alice, still trying to rescue her sweetheart runs off and gets captured by mad march (their adaption of the march hare) and finds out that Jack, her beau, is in fact Jack Heart the queens rebellious son. He hints to her that her long lost father is being held by the queen. Alice escapes thanks to Charlie and Hatter and even after Hatter asks her to give up the ghost and just go home, she insists upon trying to find her father. He grudgingly agrees to help her and asks his informants in the city to help her. when he shows up to give her the good news they have a touching moment and a near kiss, interrupted by Jack who turns out to be an informant for the Resistance, lead by Caterpillar. when Jack takes Alice to meet with her father, her dad doesn't recognize her, having been brainwashed by the queen. the queens goonies capture them and Hatter and Charlie find that Alice has been taken and try to rescue her. This goes awry when Charlie flees the scene and Hatter gets caught as well. I'll leave it there just so i don't ruin the surprise for anyone, but it really is worth checking out.

To the Unwilling victims of the vampire craze.

Lately there has pretty much been a major over use of the cult classic, the vampire. Personally as the kind of person that believes that if I step in to mushroom circle the fey will abduct me and I eagerly await the day I can afford to go to on expeditions to the all the worlds supernatural haunts. But personally I find that to some point one has to step away and say "Am i taking this to far?" Many Twilight fans have lost the ability to discern the difference between simple like and complete and utter abandonment of their good sense. I mean I can't walk in to Hot Topic anymore with out running in to some Twilight paraphernalia. Personally I don't want to rub anyone the wrong way (I don't want to rub anyone) but lets face it, Twilight is not the greatest piece of literature to be churned out this century or lets face it this decade. I'll be the first to admit I liked Twilight, for what it was, a very frivolous teenage romance that doesn't have a snitch of realism in it, something I decided to pick up because of good reviews and honestly I probably should have been spending my time reading something more productive like War and Peace or Jane Austen.
But to those who like vampires and want to read and watch more stuff with vampires in them this is my reviews on the ones I believe are worth taking a peak-see at,

Vampire Dairies: the TV series not the book. Honestly I am a big believer in the mantra " The book is always better than the -insert the media type- but in this case I worked hard to try and read the book....just wasn't enough to catch my interest. Blondy cheerleader meets hunky new student and I honestly couldn't get past it to get to the point were she finds out he's a blood sucker. The TV show is also the same teenage blabber not much depth, but it's fairly addicting. One reason I put this ahead in my list is because
1. Stephens devious brother , Damen, I enjoy his antics.
2. In Twilight Edward is always carrying on about how dangerous he is to Bella. He never so much as touched her pretty little head. Stephen on the other hand makes a point to stay away from her because though he also has never so much as licked his lips around her his brother is genuinely scary enough to warrant some concern.

The Fearless Vampire Killers: This oldies spoof is a good laugh. The assistant Alferd and his overly dramatic facial expressions were my favorite part. The oldies style make-up and special effects make it an interesting and the randomness of it gives in a spunky edge.
Lady hatter: Hilarious. The fact that the vampires are evil makes it worth while.

House of Night: I love this series. Zoey has a good head on her shoulders as a teenage character and I like that she pays for her mistakes and she makes up for them with hard effort. The cast of it is adorable. I love Stevie Rae and her Okie twang, it reminds me of home in the deep south. and Damen. He's obviously gay but he's not in your face about it and he has a good vocabulary which I believe is taken for granted these days.
Lady Hatter: It holds a sense of realism. She doesn't think she's the queen of the world just because she is a vampire. Bella on the other hand has a habit of treating every one around her with some amount of contempt except the Cullen's. Honestly her antics aren't worth the attention because she never seems to do anything wrong. Zoey on the other hand has flaws which make her a believable character.

True Bloods: Personally me and Hatter are at a disagreement about this. I like house of night better but she likes true bloods better and she put up some valid point. their being:
1. Sex- her point being vampires are supposed to be creatures of debauchery. yea for sins of the flesh!
2. The vampires are sometimes very evil. not all of them are but their just like people, some are nice and some want to drink you blood.
Don't get me wrong I love Truebloods and the Sookie Stackhouse books \. I have to say we both are in agreement that Sookie should ditch Boring Bill and go hook up with Viking Eric. The crazy viking is just a treat. seriously if there was a 500 year old, 30 odd looking viking that was still perfectly intact.... come on girls lets be honest with our self's. I also love Sookies deep south sensibility. Sookie is always getting herself in to some sort of shanagans.

Dracula: Duh, it's the original. If you can't spend the time to respect the classics then you have no business on this blog. I mean Gary Oldman, Keanu Reeves, Winona Rider. It's a great thing! and Anthony Hopkins of course.
" We may still have time to save her precious mortal soul... but not on an empty stomach." That's all I can say on the subject it's just a must-see.

Underworld, ALL OF THEM: it's an amazing, guns blazing, fang bearing and supernatural creatures ripping each other the f*ck apart, joy ride with out much joy. They have a very lovely cast also, but it's got an actual plot that runs deeper than any action film I've ever seen (which to be honest aren't many). It's not just shoot' em up, it's about war and intrigue and sex.
Lady Hatter: Underworld is my most favoritisit vampire movie it has sex, drama, and mythical creatures and Micheal Sheen and Scott Speedman are beautiful reps of the nonhuman races and Kate Beckinsale is looking hella sexy in all that leather, but the aesthetically pleasing aspects aren't the only thing I love about these movies it's the history of the vampire and lycan races and the depth of which this story ventures I mean some of it is kinda hard to follow the first time around but once you have the gist of it it is one hell of a ride that you do not want to miss. Lucan is amazing you don't see much of him in the first movie (though he plays a crucial role and by the second movie he's dead) but Underworld: Rise of the Lycans gives more insight into the long life time of hiding and deception that he lived not to mention how sexy he is.

Interview with the Vampire: book and movie. Anne Rice is the foundation of every vampire story of the last decades. She was the one that made vampires cool by giving a inside look at the workings of the vampires mind.
She also made a model of how every vampire should be.
Louis: the immortal mourning his ever slipping humanity. A sad and lonesome creature looking for the meaning of his existence and nature and Satan defy answering him.
Claudia: The innocent that is dragged in to immortality and has to deal with never getting to experience life and with powers that they will eventually use when they break with reality and start to destroy.
Lestat: The best and least loved vampire. He's insane and that's the way it should be. He's a creature of physical need but with a cunning mind that after a few centuries of petty hunting and feeding needs to be entertained. He's flamboyant, he flaunts the fact that he's a Superior being and enjoys it.


These are me and Lady Hatters favorites. If you have any that we're ignorant of, please fill free to tell us.


p.s. for those with kids, the bunnicula books are amazing kid stories and they'd be great family reads... even we sometimes bring them out from time to time and they still make me giggle.

--The Last Nugget and Lady Hatter